There's no money, there's no possessions, only obsessionI don't need that shit, take my money, take my obsessionI just wanna be heard, loud and clear are my words, comin’ from within manTell ‘em what you heard, it's about a revolutionIn your heart and in your mind, you can find the conclusionLifestyle and obsession, diamond rings get you nothin’ but a lifelong lessonAnd your pocketbook stressin’, you're a slave to the systemWorkin jobs that you hate, for that shit you don't needIt's too bad the world is based on greed, step back and seeStop thinkin’ bout yourself, start thinkin’ boutThere's no money, there's no possession, only obsession, I don't need that shit Take my money, take my possession, take my obsession, I don't need thatCuz everything is nothing, and emptiness is in everythingThis reality is really just a fucked up dreamWith the flesh and the blood that you call your soul, flip it inside outIt's a big black hole, take your money burn it up like an asteroid Possessions, they are never gonna fill the void, take it away And learn the best lesson, the heart, the soul, the life, the passionThere's no money, there's no possession, only obsession, I don't need that shit Take my money, take my possession, take my obsession, I don't need that shit. Money, possession, obsession, present yourself, press your clothesComb your hair, clock in, you just can't win, just can't winAnd the things you own, own you nooooww! Take my money, take my possession, take my obsession, Fuck your money, fuck your possession, fuck your obsession, I don't need that shit Money, possession, obsession, I don't need that shit.
Hell No we won't call it that either!
- So another piece of America is sold to Europe.. What isn't for sale anymore.. Our world is total bullshit.
- "CHICAGO – One of the world's most iconic skyscrapers has long tempted Chicago visitors to squint, crane their necks and try to see the tip of the country's tallest building. But starting Thursday, Sears Tower will be gone. Sort of. Its black, block-like architecture and towering rooftop spikes will remain, but the widely recognized name it carried for three decades will be pushed out by a British company. Willis Tower will be introduced to Chicago by Mayor Richard M. Daley and others on Thursday during a public renaming ceremony hosted by Willis Group Holdings. The London-based insurance brokerage secured the naming rights as part an agreement to lease 140,000 square feet of space, and has said it plans to bring hundreds of jobs to the city. But some locals aren't sold."
Dan Henderson "Free" truck blows
Thanks for being the ultimate fighter you get a free pile of shit. Dan Henderson free truck from Dana White does not even make it out of Vegas before falling. There as soft as Mikes Head.
What do you think?
Rather than money..
Than love..
Than faith..
Than fame..
And fairness..
Give me truth.
Darth Noz morning rants...
That's right.. you are here to bag my fucking groceries! I don't care about the god-damn weather, how you are doing in school and how sad you are that NBC is going to cancel Heroes. I am at the breaking point of snapping every time some random NOZ monologues his life crisis to me for no fucking reason. Example: Last night I was at the store to get some supply for our Daily Noz Summer Festival. I wasn't running late or in a rush or anything, I was feeling pretty mello. As I am checking out they have a bag boy come over because I have a ton of shit ( 8 items total). I am one who will give praise when it's deserved but not when it's asked for or expect. Now this young fucktard starts putting my stuff in the bags and mumbles fdhfafhafhffhfhahfbagsdfal... Ok i'll play along, thinking he was going with the classic "Paper or Plastic... Milk in a bag." Nay.. I look at him and say “What’s that?" his classic response is this “I might as well call it a day.. I haven't got my break yet." Really.. Really.. You want to go there? YOU ARE AN ASS-CLOWN BAGGER complaining to a fucking customer about your break! My ginger blood starts to boil.. I response with " Oh yeah.. Putting shit into a bag and collecting carts must be a hassle for you.. What time did you start today?" (It’s 6:30 pm at this time) This bagging sack of shit goes “Playa i've been here since 5pm straight working" Where do I go with this? First I look at him right in the face and say "Wow. You are probable in the top 5 biggest pussies i've ever met now put my shit in the cart and fuck off" Oh you think that's enough.. Nay, I then walk over to the lovely customer service desk that is built way to fucking high for a normal person and tell the geriatric service lady this " Hey um.. that bagger over there just offered to sell me drugs and a gun.. You might want to tell a manager" Then I'm a phantom outta there.. So long douche bagger!
Michael Jackson
I'm guessing he is in hell forced to have group therapy with the other fucking whack jobs of the world. Nobody wants to face the reality that he paid off a kid and his family in a settlement for molesting the kid. Yes I am aware there are people that make those kind of accusations but come on. In the real world, If any normal human being was accused of this disguisting behavior they would do everything in their power to prove these fuckers wrong. What a joke, I don't care if he is the best musician in the world.. You can sell 1 billion records and molest 1 kid.. You are still a molester.
The Noz online cranks Belford College
- Ken Rogers: Hi this is 'Ken', student counselor with Belford University. Do you need any assistance understanding the process and avail discount to lower down the fee?
- you: hi ken are you a real person
- Ken Rogers: yes of course :)
- Ken Rogers: Is this Darth Noz?
- you: so really what am i getting here
- Ken Rogers: You are getting an actual Bachelor's degree
- you: what's the accredition
- Ken Rogers: in Insurance and Risk Management
- Ken Rogers: we are accredited with IAAOU and UCOEA
- you: who are they?
- Ken Rogers: these are our accreditation bodies
- you: so how is it i can just buy this? seems like a scam.. you need to sell me here Ken
- Ken Rogers: well you are not buying a degree, because we are not selling it
- you: what am i doing then?
- Ken Rogers: the fee that you pay we pre-authorize it, and we evaluate you according to your work and life experience
- you: and then?
- you: how do you explain this?
- you: Better Business Bureau Warns Consumers About Belford University Diploma Mill
- Ken Rogers: Better Business Bureau has nothing to do with us
- Ken Rogers: they are for the businesses
- Ken Rogers: not for the educational institution
- you: yeah but school isn't free Ken, where is your main location
- Ken Rogers: the address of our administrative office is:
- Ken Rogers: 5715 Will Clayton #1301, Humble, TX 77338
- Ken Rogers: Belford is not a state specific institution
- Ken Rogers: we do not entertain any mail at the above address since we communicate and ineteract with our students or prospective students thorugh our website, by e-mail or LiveChat, through our toll free number or fax
- you: is it true everthing is bigger in Texas
- Ken Rogers: not really
- you: well i guess that is good for the fat people and bad for the midgets.. what's your take?
- you: i have a question on the different types of degrees in the medical field.. can you hang on a sec..
- Ken Rogers: sure
- you: thanks i have to drop a deuce..
- you: ok i'm back and 5 lbs lighter.. are you there
- Ken Rogers: you just a wastage of my time
- Ken Rogers: thanks for chatting with us
- Ken Rogers: you suck!
- you: No Ken you suck hairy NOZ balls Chat session has ended.
Wanted poster created on Wii .... Say What.
Boy with balls on Chin running Long cons?!?!?
Boy with Balls on chin has grown up to run long cons out of Hong Kong?!?!?
We Believe this email is Proof!
From: piobo@dsl.pipex.com
I am Wong Chin and work in a bank in Hong Kong. I want to consumate a legitimate transaction of Thirty-Eight million Five Hundred and Ninety One Thousand Five Hundred and Ninety Five United State Dollars Please email me onwongchin55@yahoo.com.hk for final update.
Regards Wong Chin.
If you see this boy please contact John Walsh at AMW.com or mail the 38 some odd million to our po box as usual.
Po Box 666
Kalamazoo, MI 41666
For Help email
WongChin @ wongchin55@yahoo.com.hk
Must not be alot of Tuscaloosa Dumpling going on..
Mississippi's still fattest but Alabama closing in
1. Tuscaloosa Dumpling ---------------------
A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"
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2. tuscaloosa dumpling
when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper
earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!
The false sense of security!
"New Planes Will Have Air Bags and Seats Less Apt to Rip Loose" Are you fucking kidding me?? What possible safety is an airbag going to give you on an airplane about to smash into a fucking mountain? This is such bollocks! If you don't know, the majority of airbags will knock your ass out like a Mike Tyson punch to the dome. So when you plane crashes into the ocean.. you'll be unconscious! You may survive the actual crash.. but now you will drowned. Oh and if you crash landed you'd just be unconscious until the fuel ignites and blows your ass to North Korea. So the NOZ would like to give all the Airlines that are sucking up money from us a big pat on the back with a friendly fuck you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here is the full article from the NY Times.. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/30/business/30planes.html?ref=technology
Summer time in Nozville
Nozville - This is one crazy summer if I may steal a okay movie title from the 1980's. It seems every corner we turn there is pictures to take. Now only if we could get the storm trooper driving this with some 24" we would be legendary.
Prairie Doggin' is not allowed at The Daily Noz!!
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
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MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
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SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
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STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
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SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
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XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
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IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another.
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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
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ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
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404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message"404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
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SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
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ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
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SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
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CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
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GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
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OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)
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WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
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CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
BILLY MAYS FOUND DEAD.. AND FOR A LIMITED TIME YOU CAN BUY A PIECE OF HIS HAIR...
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS PRICELESS PIECE OF HISTORY! PLEASE NOTE THE HAIR YOU PURCHASE MIGHT BE FROM HIS HEAD, CHEST, BEARD, BACK, ASS, GROIN, BOTTOM ON HIS FOOT ECT..
IF YOU CALL NOW!!! WE WILL THROW IN A FREE FINGER/TOE NAIL.. quanities are limited.
Every dude is thinking it.. i'm just putting it out there.
I get it.. Vampires are cool and rah rah rah.. I did enjoy the angst in the Twilight movie but what the hell is going on with this dudes hair all the time. I don't get it. Is it the new White-Brit Afro? I mean you look like a bag of sheep testicles that went crazy with the VO-5 shit. I think Rob is a great actor and he's totally screwed with this role. ( See his brilliance in Little Ashes where he plays Salvador Dali) and he is pretty good in How to Be. I'm just saying your a cool guy but don't let this Twilight shit go to your hair.. I mean head ya fuck-tard.
That's right... Nobody fucks with the Jesus..
HOLY HELL?? IS THIS FOR REAL?? Pretty much I just read this article and my stomach dropped. I knew I should have become the next Indiana Jones.. I mean you know the Nazi or Russians, possible the Chinese are going to gank that mother fucker! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he will announce to the world Friday the unveiling of the Ark of the Covenant, perhaps the world's most prized archaeological and spiritual artifact, which he says has been hidden away in a church in his country for millennia, according to the Italian news agency Adnkronos.
The full article is at http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=102119
Imperial Trooper Follow up... with other Mug Shot Goodness!
God Steve... how many times has Darth Vader fired your ass! Just give back the suit.. NO you can't keep the helmet and drive around naked.. What?? that's what you were arrested for? Sorry buddy I'm not bailing you out this time. I hope you get an Imperial raping by a guy with a Nazi tattoo and learn your lesson. Look me up at Mos Eisley when you get out.
This is what happens Larry... This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ASS!!! I'm only guessing the man above had his salad tossed.. not sooo much for the Nazi tattoo but for trying to be a Vin Diesel look alike at a Ford Mustang Rally.
HOLY SHIT!! I don't mind his ass was mauled by a clan of fire ants and kittens.. what the fuck is going on with his dome? I mean is it about to explode? I'm concerned.. I hope this fuck-tard doesn't live by me.
This is just NOZ EPIC
i love finding great websites.. this one is at the top of the food chain http://www.tapewormdiet.net/index.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (FROM THE FAQ SECTION) What protocol? Pretreatment of at least four cysts with UV radiation and antibiotic solution. Dividing the batch into two and activating one of these half batches with a solution of pig bile. After microscopically observing the protoscolex, and only then, would I ingest a cyst from the second batch. Okay I'm infected, now what? You take your Praziquantel at 10mg/kg of body weight and say goodbye to your buddy unless you plan on living in the foreign country you have infected yourself in. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOLY SHIT!! I bet these sick fuckers are making a killing! Look for our new site coming soon NOZweightloss.com -- stop fucking eating shit -- $50 please.
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